You've all probably heard of Newton's Laws of Motion. Now, I shall present to you-
The First Law of Procrastination:
A person who is at rest will remain at rest, and a person who is studying will remain studying.
A person will only 'accelerate' when there is a net or unbalanced force acting upon it, changing the direction, the speed, or ...both the direction and speed.
The Second Law of Procrastination:
A student of laziness [M] subject to a net determination [F] undergoes an improvement [a] that has the same direction as the determination and a magnitude that is directly proportional to the determination and inversely proportional to the laziness.
i.e. : F=ma
The Third Law of Procrastination:
For every action towards good results, there is an equal and opposite distraction. These mutual forces are equal, opposite and collinear.