March 25, 2011

Laws of Procrastination

You've all probably heard of Newton's Laws of Motion. Now, I shall present to you-

The First Law of Procrastination:
A person who is at rest will remain at rest, and a person who is studying will remain studying.
A person will only 'accelerate' when there is a net or unbalanced force acting upon it, changing the direction, the speed, or ...both the direction and speed.

The Second Law of Procrastination:
A student of laziness [M] subject to a net determination [F] undergoes an improvement [a] that has the same direction as the determination and a magnitude that is directly proportional to the determination and inversely proportional to the laziness.
i.e. : F=ma

The Third Law of Procrastination:
For every action towards good results, there is an equal and opposite distraction. These mutual forces are equal, opposite and collinear.


  1. "Procrastination is like masturbation. It's great until you realise you just f*cked yourself."

  2. Hahaha nice quote Alexis <3

  3. Great post mate, procrastination is my big weakness, I struggle to keep my attention on something for more then an hour

  4. This directly relates to me right now.. Sadly.


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