March 25, 2011

Laws of Procrastination

You've all probably heard of Newton's Laws of Motion. Now, I shall present to you-

The First Law of Procrastination:
A person who is at rest will remain at rest, and a person who is studying will remain studying.
A person will only 'accelerate' when there is a net or unbalanced force acting upon it, changing the direction, the speed, or ...both the direction and speed.

The Second Law of Procrastination:
A student of laziness [M] subject to a net determination [F] undergoes an improvement [a] that has the same direction as the determination and a magnitude that is directly proportional to the determination and inversely proportional to the laziness.
i.e. : F=ma

The Third Law of Procrastination:
For every action towards good results, there is an equal and opposite distraction. These mutual forces are equal, opposite and collinear.

5 comments:

  1. "Procrastination is like masturbation. It's great until you realise you just f*cked yourself."

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  2. Hahaha nice quote Alexis <3

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  3. Great post mate, procrastination is my big weakness, I struggle to keep my attention on something for more then an hour

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  4. This directly relates to me right now.. Sadly.

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Yes, Cerebrate?